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idiot hall of fame

these poor people are desperately confused... they thought i was ani. whoopsie.
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Date: Sun, Aug 20, 2000 1:05 AM

ok not to sure if this goes to anyone of any importence, but hey its worth i shot. i mean its 1 30 in the morning. just wanted to say i dig the music old and new. i've been a fan since 92.( i really didnt mean for that to rhyme, really) and well i dont know, keep it up. Tour CT more often....more than just once a tour. we dig ya out here. oh yea killer show in missoula montana...(april 00) .i was living in that big old state for a while...but maybe i am the only one who thinks that people yelled to much. i kinda wanted to hear the music a little more. can you do something about that? ha, if ya can see ya later

erin

Date: Mon, 10 Apr 2000 17:29:32 -0500

Ani,

I'm sure you have lots of people telling you how much they love your music, your wit, etc., and I do too. But man, you are the sexiest women I've ever laid eyes on. Everytime I see you in a magazine ad or see your CD covers, I have to drink you in. Forget Cindy Crawford and all that plastic stuff. For me, you are it! If I could create my perfect women she would be exactly like you. Creates incredible music, a guitar player, a great sense of humor and insight, and someone I can't take my eyes off of. I don't mean any disrespect, and I hope I didn't anger you, but I just wanted to tell you.

I won't expect you to write back, but it would be nice.

Rich
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Date: Fri, 26 Dec 1997 04:51:58 -0600

ani,

i am a jerk in need of , what i cannot define, basically i am a camper without no god damn flash light or tampons.

i am that woman who heard your music and it helped me through my day!!!

i am the non heroin you never meant to create. i bleed tonight, i was on the depra provera shot, fuck it, i have listened to you for so long and i saw you at Mississippi Nights in St. Louis mossiouri. fuck I need you back. I listen for yo through Wired women. i am so wasted i called yo once through your number on one of your many records I own. Erin my friend moved to jackson hole Wyoming and she is awsome at classical guitar and singing she digs on Ani, I am proud to have introuduced her..

U understand my fucked up shit

Ani you have helped me through my day, i know the same dimesions, all of them motherr fuckers, Mery Christmas, from ME i love to meet your bald ass head girl , i love you! NOT DESPERATE. Heather - <e-mail address deleted>

ani way what ever come to st. louis please, i will anticipate

it gets even worse... someone thought i was a member of the backstreet boys...

Date: Mon, 4 Sep 2000 08:49:24 -0700
Subject: hi wassup..is this really u...who i think u r..?? =P

hi...ummm...is this really the person i think it is?...well i got ure e-mail from my cuzin...so r u a.j.?well if u r i wanna tell u that im one of ure biggest fanz.. and i knoe u get that a lot too...but u knoe we really mean it...but if sum peolple dont...well i do...so umm..i was wonderin if u can e-mail me back ...my address is (removed)@hotmail.com i knoe it already sey that but i juss wanna make sure that's it cuz this thing iz kinda weird...so ummm.. i luv bsb 4-life okae?.....and can u say hi to brian...howie ...kevin and nick..and of course u cuz this letter is for u....hehehe...and my neice or niece....seys she luvs nick...im 12yrs old turning 13 on oct.11...and my niece or neice dont knoe how to spell that correctly she is 5 yrs old..and i guess..uhh... buh~bai we luv u!!!

luv....kristle

p.s. can u really email be back so i knoe if it's really u or not please??
=)...=(

ohh noe wait is this an aj fan? well any wayz if it ish i luv aj too u knoe..hehehe well if it is or not please email meeh so i knoe? bye bye and thanx..